Really funny jokes- A few reasons why
some women have cats and NOT husbands
1. A cat
always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.
4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.
5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
6. When a cat comes in at midnight, it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
7. Cats never pretend they know how to set the clock in the VCR.
8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.
9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.
10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.
11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.
2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.
4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.
5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
6. When a cat comes in at midnight, it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
7. Cats never pretend they know how to set the clock in the VCR.
8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.
9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.
10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.
11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.
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