SMART BLONDE JOKE
A blonde walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the
Loan officer. She says she's going
to Europe on business for two
weeks andNeeds to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer says the bank
will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands
over the keys to a new Mercedes
Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in
front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blond for using a $110,000
Benz as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then
proceeds to drive the Benz into
the bank's underground garage
and parks it there. Two weeks
later, the blonde returns, repays
the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we
are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in
New York City can I park my Car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I
return?"