Little jimmy was told to write a story and the moral of it for the homework.
next day in the class the teacher reads it..."my dad was an army officer. He went on a battle in Afghanistan. He only had a case of beer, a magazine of bullets and a knife. He went on a round to find out he was the only left from his troop. So he drank all the beer and fought bravely. He killed 80 enemies with the gun,10 with the knife and 10 with his bare hand."

Moral : "don't mess with my dad when he is drunk !"