A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad women from durban to psychiatric facility in giyani . the mad women were makin noise so one of them entered pilot's cabinet
mad woman: teach me how to fly a plane
pilot: if u can get your frnds to keep quiet i will teach u
(5 minutes later,the plane was very quiet!)
pilot : wow how dd u get them to keep quiet?
... mad woman: i opened da door and asked them to go play outside!!!