Little Johny's parents took their son to church cos they wanted him to quit drinking beer...

One day Johnny goes to church and its baptizm service. The priest asks Johnny if he wants to be baptized. Johnny reluctantly agrees.The priest dips Johnny three times in the water, and he told him 'U are now a new creation, you are now called James.'

LJ goes Home. Wishing for a beer but feeling guilty, Johnny opened d fridge, took out a Castle and dips it in water three times and said 'U are now a new creation. From today you will be called Fanta!'